can I vent to you guys right now?
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
Black mom: Quit roughhousing!
Black son: Fuck u mom
Black son: *no longer exists*
I am so obsessed with powerful women who know they’re the shit and make no qualms about how powerful they are. Women like Lady Gaga and Beyonce and Nicki Minaj who are in control and stand up for the things they believe in and hold themselves so high and walk with such confidence and a gleam in their eye that says “I take no shit from anyone.” They are amazing.
Baby in hospital with rectal tearing because the mom thought using a vibrator on her son would “get him off and make him stop crying”
So fucking done with this planet. Why do people like this exist much less have children?!
What the fuck even?!
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week